- Statement
- Pavle Cosic
- Aleksandra Pilipovic
The auction of the illegal pastry-shop
Description: The illegal pastry-shop at Republic Square is auctioning. All the products are sold for the maximum quantity of desire the passers-by bid. Everything that is normally not for sale shall be auctioned and the special emphasis shall be placed on the things which are going to be provocative in one way or the other. For each product bought one shall get a specially designed buying certificate.
Unborn children are going to be sold (the third one is for free), the participants' souls but by the slices (like pizzas are sold, and if one wants to he can buy the whole soul, only he has to pay a lot), the lots on Jupiter satellites, the feeling when you win the premium lotto prize, the surprise fortune, the fulfillment of secret wishes, the right of way, the welfare, the good reputation, the sensation of belonging, the warm sensation around one's heart, the practical use of folklore sayings, the something and a lot more.
The USA citizens can get one product for free, provided they present their passport for inspection.
Participants: the illegal owners of the pastry-shop
Description: The illegal pastry-shop at Republic Square is auctioning. All the products are sold for the maximum quantity of desire the passers-by bid. Everything that is normally not for sale shall be auctioned and the special emphasis shall be placed on the things which are going to be provocative in one way or the other. For each product bought one shall get a specially designed buying certificate.
Unborn children are going to be sold (the third one is for free), the participants' souls but by the slices (like pizzas are sold, and if one wants to he can buy the whole soul, only he has to pay a lot), the lots on Jupiter satellites, the feeling when you win the premium lotto prize, the surprise fortune, the fulfillment of secret wishes, the right of way, the welfare, the good reputation, the sensation of belonging, the warm sensation around one's heart, the practical use of folklore sayings, the something and a lot more.
The USA citizens can get one product for free, provided they present their passport for inspection.
Participants: the illegal owners of the pastry-shop